Random Seven Friday #1

Here is this weeks list of the random seven

An Avocado Knife??

If anyone ever told me I would be using an avocado knife, I would have told them to get their head examined. But, here I am using an avocado knife I received in my Christmas stocking. Mind..blown. I also own I lettuce knife, but I don’t want to talk about it. Here is where you can buy your own avocado knife on Amazon. <sigh> I feel ridiculous….

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

If you haven’t watched this show yet, you’re an even bigger loser than I am. I am literally one of the last people on earth who hasn’t seen it . I’m halfway through Season 2 and I’m almost Jewish. It’s that good. Rachel Brosnahan is to DIE for. Oy Vey it’s so fabulous.

What I’m reading

I am slogging through Tim Ferris’s Tools of Titian’s: The Tactics, Routines, and Habits of Billionaires, Icons, and World-Class Performers. The only reason it’s taking FOREVER - other than being 736 pages long - is I’m tagging practically every other page so I can refer back to it. It’s golden advice, people. Then, you can use it as a door stop when you’re finished.

Did you know I have a podcast?

That’s right! My grandfather always told me I talk too much and now I’m recording my ramblings for the world to hear. Come and listen to a voice my ex-husband once described as sounding like someone rammed a bug zapper up their ass. (you’re shocked we’re divorced, right) Here’s my link to “More Than a Mouthful”. We tested out a few shows at the end of last year and we’re going to be stepping up our game in 2019. Be ready.

YouTuber I’m crushing on

I’ve been totally cyber crushing on RawBeautyKristi for the past year. She does fab make up, is a crazy cat lady and filmed a Q&A from her bathtub. I’m a little bit in love with her right now.

What I’m shoving in my mouth...

Project 7 Mojito Mambo Gourmet Gummies If I can’t drink a mojito at my desk, I’ll have it in a gummy form. These tasty little nuggets don’t have any alcohol in them, but they are satisfying my sweet tooth without tons of sugar and nasty processed stuff.

So proud of…

Awkward Auntie . I’ve been lovingly stalking her on Instagram and she has just opened up an Etsy shop with her gorgeous handmade concrete planters and candles. She sent me the sweetest message on my DM’s to thank me for my encouragement and then asked if she could send me a planter! Never met this woman in my life but now we are internet BFF’s. I’m loving my sexy, ombre grey planter which needs a new succulent. The last one…well, I’ll just say it… it had a sudden death by cat.

That’s it. That’s all. Until next week.

Live Authentic!